[if !supportLists]· [endif]All of your friends have an @ in the middle of their names.
[if !supportLists]· [endif]Your best friend is someone that you chat with online but have never met.
[if !supportLists]· [endif]You see a beautiful sunset and you expect to save it to your desktop.
[if !supportLists]· [endif]You are overcome with disbelief, anger and finally depressed when you encounter a Web page with no links.
[if !supportLists]· [endif]You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a commode. You feel driven to consult the "Cool Page of the Day" on your wedding day.
[if !supportLists]· [endif]You are driving on a dark and rainy night when you hydroplane on a puddle, sending your car careening toward a flimsy guard rail that separates you from the precipice of a rocky cliff and certain death. You frantically search for the "Back" button.
[if !supportLists]· [endif]When every member in your family has an e-mail account on the mail server where you work.
[if !supportLists]· [endif]You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
[if !supportLists]· [endif]When you shut down your router and get an awful sick feeling like someone you love just died.
[if !supportLists]· [endif]When you come home late at night from reconfiguring the servers and your wife draped a blond wig over your monitor and tells you to marry this.
[if !supportLists]· [endif]You refuse to speak to your parents until they get e-mail.
[if !supportLists]· [endif]Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.
[if !supportLists]· [endif]You laugh at people that have modems.
[if !supportLists]· [endif]You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.
[if !supportLists]· [endif]You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
[if !supportLists]· [endif]You tell the cab driver you live at http://123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html
[if !supportLists]· [endif]Your spouse makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed." Not even the laptop.
[if !supportLists]· [endif]You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :^)
[if !supportLists]· [endif]You turn on your computer, and turn off your spouse.
[if !supportLists]· [endif]Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage...so you install Instant Messenger on her computer. And when she leaves you, you're :-(
[if !supportLists]· [endif]You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 200 hours per month "unlimited."
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